When in doubt, always, ALWAYS, revert to King Billy. He is the default. The ground zero. The man with the plan, men amongst men, saviour amongst saviours. He is wise, for it is He who has the wise blood. He is mighty. He has His headcoat on.
Clearly I had no semblance of an inkling of a plan as to what to include for today’s Record of the Day when I sat down to write this morning, so I did what I always do, I turned to the man that I know best, the man who shines his light and looks out for me, and mark my words, friends, He’s looking out for you too. He’s the man who’s heard the news, He is Thee Earl of Suave.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I bring you, the unflappable, the untappable, the insurmountable and whatever rhymes with that, Thee Mighty Billy Childish and His Mighty Caesars!