The Cavemen’s Latest Scorcher- “Dancing On The Razor’s Edge”

“Oh man, oh man, better keep it in your pants, she’ll put the fire in your eyes and you’ll realize she dances on the razor’s edge…” The Cavemen (NZ) are louder, faster, nastier, and more ferocious than ever on their latest scorcher, “Dancing On The Razor’s Edge”, the blistering, fuzzed out B-Side to their upcoming single, “Burn Out For Love” from Mandinga Records and Dirty Water Records UK, due out on Oct. 5th, pre-order yours, today!

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Courtesy of Dirty Water Records UK

These beer guzzling, gas-huffing, maniacs nuke Europe again with a round of shows in Italy, France, Spain, Portugal, and Belgium as a lead-up to their big Dirty Water Club show with Radio Birdman at The Dome in London on October 16th. Then it’s off to Istanbul for Slovenly’s We’re Loud Fest 2018 before they storm the Balkans with shows in Bulgaria, Macedonia, Slovenia, and Serbia. Tomorrow night, the boys kick things off at Astro Club’s Astro Land Festival in Fontanafredda, Italy. Dirty Water label mates, Bee Bee Sea are set to hit the stage there, as well.


Hey Europe, The Boys Are Comin’ Back To Nuke Ya!


14-09: Dueville (IT) – Viaroma 17
15-09: Fontanafreda (IT) – Astro Club
16-09: Imperia (IT) – Arci Camalli
17-09: Toulouse (FR) – LE BLOB
18-09: Bilbao (ES) – La nube cafe teatro
19-09: Santander (ES) – Rockbeer Thenew
20-09: Coimbra (PT) – Teatrão
21-09: Lisboa (PT) – Sabotage Club
22-09: Madrid (ES) – Fun House Music Bar
23-09: Leon (ES) – Babylon León
25-09: Benidorm (ES) – Tentaculo R’n’R Club
26-09: Barcelona (ES) – Meteoro
27-09: Pamplona (ES) – Nebula Bar
28-09: Bordeaux (FR) – L’Antidote Bordeaux
29-09: Kuurne (BE) – Splinter Festival
30-09: Essen (DE) – Freak SHOW
01-10: Antwerpen (BE) – Cafee cabron
02-10: Liege (BE) – Far-West Bar
03-10: AVAILABLE!!
04-10: Munster (DE) – Gleis 22
05-10: Berlin (DE) – Kastanienkeller
06-10: Leipzig (DE) – G16
07-10: Luzern (CH) – Sedel
08-10: Bern (CH) – The Voodoo Rhythm Hardware Store
10-10: Torino (IT) – Torino Asilo Occupato
11-10: Ravenna (IT) – Bronson
12-10: Suzzara (IT) – Grida dai Fienili
13-10: Ferrara (IT) – Circolo arci bolognesi
16-10: London (UK) The Dome, Tufnell Park w/ Radio Birdman
20-10: Istanbul (TU) We’re Loud
22 -10:Sofia (BL) Mixtape 5
23-10: Kumanovo (MAC) Agora
24-10: Serbia TBA
25-10: Belgrade (SER) Kc Grad
26-10: Ilirska Bistrica (SLO) Mknž


Courtesy of Dirty Water Records UK

Oh and Portland, you’re on notice! Yeah, you heard me!

The Cavemen played the World Famous Kenton Club back in April and I shoulda seen waaaay more of you mofos out there than I did. That’s not to say there wasn’t a respectable crowd of cool kids out gettin’ nuked with me and Benny Two-Shoes, that night, but c’mon! Where were the rest of you fools at? The Cavemen put on a kickass show and you coulda been there! You coulda seen me get all nervous around Paul and geek out about how he knew who I was and how he said hi to me and stuff, since he’s like the coolest frontman and…yeah, it’s probably for the best you guys didn’t see any of that, actually.

Anyway, I’m sorry, Paul, and Jack and Nick, and Jake! Please, please, please come back to Portland, someday soon and we’ll do it up right! I was a little sidetracked with the arrival of my sweetheart instead of shouting about your Portland debut from the rooftops. In short, the timing was just off. On the plus side, me and Benny had sooo much fun, that night (Pizza and Ice Cream from Back to Eden Bakery and The Cavemen (NZ)!) but I digress.


In the meantime, Portland, go grab Nuke Earth, Born To Hate (My sentimental favorite!), and their self-titled debut…look, just give them your money and enjoy some killer rock and roll retardation that’s made for you and me.


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“Soon, you’ll be tied to my bed with a plastic around your head, I’d kill, I’d kill, I’d kill…to see you dead!” Pure poetry.

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Musician, Music lover, Maniac! I’m also a freelance writer and contributor at Please Kill Me. And I’m presently calling the PDX my home. You can also follow me on Bandcamp.

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